What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

From Russia With Love

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How do I get my body in shape?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

A View to a Kill

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?

-J W Pepper

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

How do I get off Paxil?

Goldfinger

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How do I stop having work crushes because I only keep getting disappointed almost every day as I keep seeing they don’t like me back and won’t ever ask me out?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

Live and Let Die

What should I do if I love someone who does not love me?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Ah so!”

Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Octopussy

How is digital marketing important for business?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Sometime ago, the Iranian Minister said that a US Navy aircraft carrier would be an easy target for 300 speed boats armed with Katyusha rocket launchers. Is this true?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Is something wrong with my discharge? So, when I masturbate, white discharge comes from my vagina, but it's not stretchy, it's pasty. It doesn't smell and I'm not itchy, so I'm sure it's not a yeast infection. Why is it pasty though?

You Only Live Twice

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

If there exists a “New York of Australia”, is it Sydney or Melbourne?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Dr No

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